10 Hilarious Dialogues Between Rishi Kapoor And Nana Patekar That You Just Can’t Miss!

We have loved them in movies. We now love them whenever and wherever they openly present their viewpoints. Here is our first faking news presentation. Read aloud as Rishi Kapoor and Nana Patekar take their first one on one. All replies by Nana Patekar are purely fictional. We brought them together for the marked difference in attitudes that both hold in real life.

  1. RK Versus NP I: The Vacuum Link

#ChintuSpeaks:

Why the Supreme Court ruling for Delhi only? Why not all Metros? Why no vacuum cleaning for other cities? Need to take a serious view of this

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#NanaBole:

Current nahi hain re…sirf bill hain bill, current nahi! Aur current hi nahi toh Vaccuum koun chalaega? Mera baap? Woh bhi mujhe Mumbai me chodke Delhi chala gaya. Kyun? Maine bola tha…Mere Baap Pehle AAP.  Chala gaya wo Delhi..free ka current lene.

  1. RK Versus NP II: Daddy Ki Yaad

#ChintuSpeaks:

Today, 45 years back,”Mera Naam Joker” released!

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#NanaBole:

Haan meri maasi bolti thi ..bohut achhi chali picture. Achha Hain! Achha Hain!!

  1. RK Versus NP III: Kya Bola?

#ChintuSpeaks:

Someone please tell me is he addressing my ankle or is he trying to say uncle?

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#NanaBole:

Uncle nahi Uncle nahi…Arrey KOUN BOLA RISHI KAPOOR KO Uncle?? Goli maar dunga! Uncle nahi Uncle nahi…Ankle hi bola tere ko! Kyun Bola? Goli Maar Diya Hain…Upar Jaake Pucchh Lena.

  1. RK Versus NP IV: YeSSS

#ChintuSpeaks:

Apple thought! 4

#NanaBole:

Mumkin Hain. Mumkin Hain. Jab Ser ke Upar Sawa Ser Ho Toh Usse “S” Kehte Hain.

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Kapoor & Sons hi le lo. Pehle RK aaya, fir RK S aaya, fir RK SS aaya. Hain Hain Mumkin Hain. Apple laana zara?

  1. RK Versus NP V: Job Done

#ChintuSpeaks:

That’s my job to bring smiles and tears of joy for people

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#NanaBole:

Tu Hasata Jaa, Main Rulata Jaaunga.

  1. RK Versus NP VI: Twinkle Twinkle Dimple Star

#ChintuSpeaks:

Happy Birthday dear one! You were in your mums tummy when I was serenading her in Bobby “Aksar Koi Ladka” In 1973 lol

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#NanaBole:

Yeh Nahi Sudhrega! Maa Nahi Mili Toh Beti ko Impress Karne Chala. Nahi Sudhrega.

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  1. RK Versus NP VII: Saal Saal Ki Baat HainKi Baat Hain

#ChintuSpeaks:

इतनी क्यों मना रहे है लोग खुशियाँ please???? साल बदला है सिर्फ, साला नहीं!!!!

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#NanaBole:

Arrey Saala Badal Jaata Toh Khushi Manane Ka Mouka Thodi Milta?

  1. RK Versus NP VIII: Shaadi Ka Vanilla Essence

#ChintuSpeaks:

The famous “Smiles and Tears”, The very essence of Cinema and Entertainment!

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#NanaBole:

Chup Chintu! Shaadi Ke Baad Ki Sachchai Ko Kya Cinema Cinema Bolta hain?

Pooch le Kapil Se..Uski Chaar Shaadiyan Ho Gayi. Gam Ke Maare Aaj Tak Ek Bachha Bhi Nahi Huwa Usey. Puchhta Rehta Hain, Kis Kis Ko Pyaar Karoon. Ab Toh Show Bhi Gaya Uska..Biwiyo Ke Chakkar Mein.

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  1. RK Versus NP IX: Halla/Bol

#ChintuSpeaks:

Why has the Print Media have to report/publish entry/exit of TV/film celebrities from the airport/cinema halls? Aviation/theatre sponsored?

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#NanaBole:

Maan Gaya! Hashtag Suna Tha. Rishi Kapoor Ne Slashtag Bhi Chalu Kar Diya! Sun Oye Twitter!

  1. RK Versus NP X: And The Award Goes To Star-Dust

#ChintuSpeaks:

An absolute honour to be photographed with Jayaji. Stardust tried different couples. Shot at Amitjis first house

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#NanaBole:

Achha Toh Yeh Silsila Stardust Ke Cover Se Shuru Huwa!

Both men have been darlings on screen and off it. For fans and non-fans, we hope you enjoyed this edition of cinematic geek talk between the two of them. All tweets by Rishi Kapoor taken from his twitter account @chintskap.

All love.

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