The chants of marriage start sounding very high when a girl crosses the 25 mark. More so, if you are on the other side of 30 and still single, your life might have become a real nightmare with too many relatives asking the same damn thing – beta shadai kab karoge?
So, if you are 30 and nailing it with your bachelorette life, here are 7 things you are sure to relate to! Take a bow, beautiful ladies.
1. You love fat paychecks
Who cares about the age as long as your paychecks help you splurge! After all, as long as you can work and shop till you literally drop and dunk a few tequila at your free will without your MIL staring at you, life is so frigging cool.
2. You become immune to the relatives (unwanted peeps)
Evert relative ever who pokes their nose in your business is UNWANTED and not given a damn. *Like a boss*
3. You know how to tune out the (melo)drama
Having been there, done that; albeit too many times helps you become a pro at tuning out the melodrama.
4. You love being carefree, wild yet responsible
30, responsible and single is so better than 20, married and broke – isn’t it? You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to pick the better of the two options.
5. You have a secret society for bitching about those who get on your nerves
When will the besties ever swing into action? Of course, all bitching is done with a big bowl of popcorn.
6. You come upon with some great excuses for not being married yet
Those daily soaps, including the likes of the much-dreaded Sasural simar ka become your favorite grounds for picking the perfect excuses. Hey, Katrina is so successful and unmarried, why should I? *vigorously notes excuses down*
7. You know you are just AWESOME
Because you don’t need a man to validate how frigging awesome you are. Marriage is so mainstream, I will romance myself “kyunki main khud ki favorite hoon”.
Don’t you agree to all this pointers? What’s in a number? 30 is as pretty as 20s. Let the paycheck roll and a hot guy will someday pop. If not, cats would do just fine. MEOW.