A lot of guys often dream of living alone, but unless you have actually been there, done that, you might not realize how deep the water is. So, if you crave to live alone or you have been doing this all your life, here are 10 things you are sure to relate to because well, we know the feels.
1. PJ O’ clock all the time
No matter what time of the day it is, it is always PJ O’clock as you can be in your comfy PJs and not give a damn.
2. Messy is the new clean
Being on your own means that your room will be messy and it will still look clean to you because who even has time for all the cleaning.
3. The idiot box looks stupid all alone
You miss all those times when you had to fight for the remote because looking at the idiot box is no longer jazzy as before.
4. Takeaways are your thing
You are so frigging tired of cooking that your refrigerator is packed with takeaways, frozen pizzas and casseroles and what not!
5. No secret stashing
You don’t need to worry about keeping all those secret first letters or even those dirty texts hidden at a secret corner of your room because as you live all alone, the whole place is yours. So, keep your stuff wherever you want.
6. No judging for bad choices
Oh blast your Justin Bieber songs or yes you can totally kill your swag quotient by rapping to Honey Singh’s number and there is no one out there to judge your sleazy taste in music.
7. The insane craving for sleepovers
You are the one who will always be desperate to invite your friends for a sleepover because whoa, you become a ‘people person’ all of a sudden.
8. Phone bills take a wild swing
As you are always on your own, you are busy talking to someone or the other over the phone. When the bills just go insane crazy, facetime and Skype plays the savior for you.
9. Horror movies are a strict NO
Don’t even think about watching scary movies because you will definitely wake up in the middle of the night fearing someone will strangulate you. Hey, look who is behind you reading these with you!
10. Alone doesn’t equate to lonely
Of course, you will hear that being alone doesn’t means being lonely because you will start loving your own company and hey, you know how awesome you are! Enjoy your time and go have some wild swings after all, life is short and we all must live it up and drink it down.
Which of these points seemed to be something you most related to? Still dare to live alone or are you too craving for some company? We will love to hear what you think. Hit me in the comments below.