15 Astonishing Things Indian Bus Conductors Do Every Single Day

In India, buses ply to every corner of the country and are ably manned by local people who serve as drivers, conductors and booth managers. While drivers and booth managers do not always interact with us, the common passenger, it is the bus conductor who fishes through the crowd and ensures everybody reaches the stop he needs to.

Have you ever wondered as to how the daily life of such a ‘public’ person is? Well, here is an amusing peek into his job and life. We loved it. You will too!

  • Gets up at 4 AM Daily

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  • Almost lives In The Bus

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  • Listens to Music In the Parked Bus

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  • Moves Three Rows Ahead In A Split Second When The Bus Uses Its Brakes

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  • Fills Copious Bottles of Water From Roadside Taps In Between The Journey

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  • Clinkers The Overhead Bell At Every Stop

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  • Uses The TicketĀ  Machine Precisely Even If The Bus Is Speeding

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  • Rattles the Bag With Small Change And Makes It Sound Like A Mine Of Gold Coins

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  • Warns The Driver To Slow Down When Women Alight The Bus

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  • Spits Openly On The Road But Will Not Tolerate Shit Inside The Bus

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  • Encourages People To Make Way Inside The Bus Even Amidst The Tightest Crowd

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  • Avoids Getting Into A Fight With the Driver and Occasionally Jokes With Him

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  • Has Tickets In All Fingers of his Left Hand

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  • Allows People Inside Even if There is No Space

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  • Lets People Hang from the Door of the Bus

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Hilarious but real, the toil and magic of a bus conductor remains with the growing child who watches him daily. We hope you enjoyed the post. Do let us know how you feel about this in the comments. Hit it!

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