Top Seven Things You Will Understand If You Hate Makeup

Women are notoriously known for putting on too much makeup and changing the way they look. The internet has often been a heated debate for how justified too much makeup is and what actually classifies as too much makeup.

Regardless, if you are one of those rare women who detest makeup, we totally feel you (not that way of course). So, here are 7 pointers you will definitely relate to.

1.  Sleep over extra makeup – any day!

Of course! You would be a fool to pick sleep over makeup. I could kill a person for that extra five minutes of sleep and you are still hung on the makeup, no one really gives a damn about!

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2.  You love better investments

Hey, ever thought of how much that Mac has been eating into your bank balance? I would prefer hogging the Mac at McD rather than those shiny lipsticks that could cost me a kidney (Yes, I did a diploma in exaggeration.)

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3.  Lipstick stains are a complete turn off

Oh darlings, the little tiny lip marks you leave on my tee are totally not my thing. Unless you offer to do my laundry, I would prefer you wiping your lips clean or sealing them with some sort of glue.

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4.  You are now accustomed to the shock face everyone seems to have when they see you

Don’t we just love the way we don’t give a damn when too many hungry makeup smeared eyes look at us and are like, “she is so daring to bare her face!” Oh yes!

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5.  You do NOT hate girls with makeup

Yes, yes this one needs to be heard. Just because we don’t like playing with the mascara and the eyeliners doesn’t means we hate all bitches that do. Don’t mind if we call you a bitch, it is an endearment to us.

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6.  You love the way you are

Yes, we can jump to the street and not care about how puffy the eyes maybe. We being to love our actual self and that in itself calls for national award or at least some buck. Anything that would help me get out of my broke state.

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7.  Because being lazy is the new cool

Oh as long as it lets me be lazy, I can do anything. I mean I don’t like to do anything and makeup could be such a pain in the ass, you know. You know what I mean? Tell me yes because I am too lazy to type more.

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So, if you just gave a big hi-five to all these pointers because it is totally you, come on give us a hug too. Okay, maybe I do dab a lot of makeup from time to time, but hey I can swing whichever way I want to.

Remember girls, no matter whether you wear makeup or not, you are beautiful and amazing.

Be-you-tiful.

Love that shine!

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